Wednesday, November 28, 2012

23 Reasons

23 reasons food is better than love.

I saw this article today and almost about died laughing - I just knew I had to share it with you all. I think everyone can relate to one of the items in this article - at least I can. I think my favorite one is number four:

#4. Giada de Laurentiis’ heaving bosoms lingering over a warm dish of pasta.

Let's be real though. Who doesn't want to see Giada bosoms over a warm dish of pasta? I know the captain would. 

Here are a few more:

#2. You can look at all of the food porn you want without having to clear your browser or use an Incognito Window.

#19. A bag of Funyuns will never judge you if you eat the whole thing in one sitting, unlike those pesky humans who are constantly trying to hold you up to their impossible standards of only eating just one chip.

For more good laughs, check out the full article here! You won't be sorry. You may laugh. You may cry. You won't cry because you are sad. You will cry because you are laughing so hard. Please tell me you know what I am talking about?

PS. I love this article, but let me set you all straight. I love food. Really, really good food. But I must admit, Love > Food.  Wait, did I just throw a greater than sign in there? Wow, I think the GMAT studying is getting to me. Scary!

What's your favorite of the 23 reasons?


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  2. #17 Nachos. Of course!

    Actually #20 is not totally accurate. One could put "Congratulations" on a Cock-n-Balls Voodoo doughnut and you would have a yummy eatable dick. :)

    Actually I dig inequality signs in messages. It's a turn on for a math geek.